Top 10 Reasons Why I'm Nervous About Being Pregnant

10) Once it's done, there's no going back!
9) Vomiting in public, for that matter, vomiting in private
8) Peeing every 10 minutes, regardless of whether or not there's a bathroom around
7) Walking around knowing everyone knows you had sex
6) Having to master the art of karate just to keep people from unsolicited belly rubbing
5) Needing a tow truck to yank me off the couch
4) Not seeing my feet
3) Taking an hour to get comfortable in bed just to be kicked awake again
2) Hands reaching up there once a week to poke around
1) Having to push the thing out eventually